I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
