honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
