everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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