i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
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I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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