My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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