i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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