when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
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CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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