Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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