so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
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He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
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You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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