Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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