: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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