capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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