My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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