I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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