Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm too high and old for this...
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