it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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