You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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