last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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