you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
