I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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