found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
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Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Shame is for Republicans.
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