Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Randomize
