Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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