therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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