dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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