Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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