have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
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