awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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