I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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