Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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