I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
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You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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