we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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