He is like the real live version of the state fair..
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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