In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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