I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
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last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
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im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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