I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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