You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
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Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
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should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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