when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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