I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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