Porn is love you can see.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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