Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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