How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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