He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
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