I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
A bitchslap is in order.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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