I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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