Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
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