So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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