Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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