You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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