you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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