But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
she looked like the before picture.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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