How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
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Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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