you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
